i like when you’re in the grocery store and you see people buying eggs because they always pick up the carton and then open it like it’s a metal briefcase full of cash involved in a drug deal and they’re confirming it’s money. “don’t bother counting it, it’s all there. 12.” then they always pick one up and inspect it like, “yeah, it’s grade A alright…the real deal.”
People are checking to see if any of the eggs are cracked you walnut
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
I feel like I just watched a step by step pokemon evolution
I thought bees and bumblebees where the same thing….
I can understand how to tell bumblebees and bees but how the hell can you tell what a hornet or wasp look like when they’re buzzing past you at 50 mph…?
I always grew up calling hornets yellow jackets.
If it buzzes past you its either a bumblebee or a bee. If it is coming at you like Satan on a moped then its either a hornet or a wasp