I'm gay.

sheriffsunshine:

danielkanhai:

i like when you’re in the grocery store and you see people buying eggs because they always pick up the carton and then open it like it’s a metal briefcase full of cash involved in a drug deal and they’re confirming it’s money. “don’t bother counting it, it’s all there. 12.” then they always pick one up and inspect it like, “yeah, it’s grade A alright…the real deal.” 

People are checking to see if any of the eggs are cracked you walnut

kodaksnacks:

My only advice

toke-the-smoke:
“ Date night
”

toke-the-smoke:

Date night

nectarinerd:

nectarinerd:

later gator

i know it’s a croc……please stop messaging me

deimos-celost:

barbellprincess:

molovesmusic:

priest-of-rage:

bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

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this is a fucking bee

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this is a fucking hornet

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this is a fucking wasp

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as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

I feel like I just watched a step by step pokemon evolution

I thought bees and bumblebees where the same thing….

I can understand how to tell bumblebees and bees but how the hell can you tell what a hornet or wasp look like when they’re buzzing past you at 50 mph…?

I always grew up calling hornets yellow jackets.

If it buzzes past you its either a bumblebee or a bee. If it is coming at you like Satan on a moped then its either a hornet or a wasp

ambris:

Please, never let this meme die.